Lots and lots and loads of mushrooms are breeding faster than rabbits in the front yard. And every time I’m outside on my knees cursing the mushroom spores an endless loop plays in my head.
It’s Billy from Lord of the Rings and the “shortcut to mushrooms” scene.
So I continue to dig and curse that LOTR only addressed how to cook mushrooms, not how to destroy them. And sadly, the Planet Earth DVDs I adore haven’t given me any knowledge either. In fact, I am seriously doubting that Planet Earth used time lapse photography because in my experience these suckers grow pretty fast!