As the closing process for this property drags out to the 9th week and my broker proves once again a new level of uselessness I intend to post more pictures of this house imagining myself in every room. It couldn’t hurt. Unless I can’t close for some reason and then just take my heart out and stomp on it, why don’t you?
Stay tuned, there will be a quiz at the end.
Welcome, please do watch your step past the rosebushes. They have a tendency to grab and not let go. Look closely, the former owners can be seen strangled by the roots.
Next, make your way to the front door and swing it open. Beware, it’s loose and has a tendency to fall off. An easy fix and really fun to watch my broker open it and freak out.
The living room/entry way/kitchen space combo is a bit tight but let’s look at the bright sides. a) I have a cute little baby skylight b) it’s cheaper to heat and cool and furnish c) I can watch my dogs lounge by the fire while I slave over dinner and resent them and d) it’s all the space I really need! Now, one the count of three open the door and spin around to take in the view. Ready? One… Two… three!
As the house is still lacking this newfound thing I like to call electricity most of the bedroom pics look like the inside of a cave. Here’s the lone exception:
And finally as I welcome you to de casa Kelly I will offer you a drink or five. Stumble down the hallway to the bathroom and here’s what you’ll find:
Now I hope you studied, pull up a rug and let’s begin the test!
A) What color were the roses that killed the former owners?
B) Should the mat at my front door say “Welcome” or “Go Away”?
C) When you spun did you spin to the left or right?
D) Would you classify this bedroom as boring or an ice cave?
E) Is the bathroom shown for #1 or #2?